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Articles by Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton-Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Scary Muslamic Fan Fiction

Dearborn Joins California in Canceling President’s Day

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

The Dearborners have joined forces with the Commiefornians. […]CLICK TO TATE

AOC Scares You Even in Satire

Mitch McConnell Fines AOC One Year’s Salary For Skipping Mandatory SOTU Speech

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

Attendance isn’t an option, it’s in the constitution. […]CLICK TO TATE

Celebrity Fan Fiction

Emotional Rush Limbaugh Announces He Will Donate $10 Million to Trump 2020

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

With teary eyes and a cracking voice, Rush lets us know he’ll do good until the end. […]CLICK TO TATE

Supreme Satire

All Four Conservative SCOTUS Justices Want John Roberts Gone

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But is there anything they can do about it? […]CLICK TO TATE

Whistleblower Satire

Adam Schiff’s Daughter is Dating the Whistleblower

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Are you really surprised? […]CLICK TO TATE

Pelosi Satire with Hollandaise

Nancy Pelosi Promises More Articles of Impeachment if Trump is Acquitted

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She’s a crazy person. […]CLICK TO TATE

Scary Socialism Satire

Report: ‘Socialist’ Bernie Sanders Took Money From Drug Makers, Rapists, and Monsters

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

Bernie may not be as innocent as the leftists thinks he is. […]CLICK TO TATE

Military Satire for the Rascal Brigade

Pentagon Approves New Tactical Helmets With Pro-America Message

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

It will be great to see our troops all wearing these! […]CLICK TO TATE

Celebrity Fan Fiction

Don Imus Left $2 Million To Trump’s Re-Election Campaign In His Will

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

What a great man. […]CLICK TO TATE

Biden Fan Fiction and Quid Pro Quo

It Looks Like Hunter Biden Has Fled The Country

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He’s nowhere to be found. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Confirmation Bias Fan Fiction

Judge Awards Sasha and Malia Obama’s Biological Father $14 Million

He waited long enough. […]CLICK TO TATE

Satire That Makes You Horny

Pelosi Diverts $2.4 Billion From Social Security To Cover Impeachment Costs

Freedom isn’t free, the saying goes.  And neither is the opposite of […]CLICK TO TATE

Celebrity Fan Fiction

Ross Perot Left $100 Million to the Trump 2020 Campaign

He was born in the desert with no shoes on his feet. […]CLICK TO TATE

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