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Articles by Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton-Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Chachi Fan Fiction

Scott Baio Loses Battle With Cancer at 64

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

It’s a sad day, patriots. […]CLICK TO TATE

Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Katanji Brown Jackson Had The Chance To Put Jeffrey Epstein Away And Declined

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She had the chance to end the madness. […]CLICK TO TATE

Clinton Crime Syndicate Satire

The Clintons Have Made $458 Million Off Of the Ukraine War

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They’re crooks. It’s that simple. […]CLICK TO TATE

Weird Hero Fetish Satire

Judge Awards Rittenhouse 20 Percent Of Lebron James’ Pension For Life

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King James is gonna pay this jester through the nose. […]CLICK TO TATE

Biden Fan Fiction and Quid Pro Quo

36 Governors Vote to put the 25th Amendment Into Action And Remove Biden

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On to the Cabinet! […]CLICK TO TATE

Obama Fan Fiction

Washington Post Rates Obama 3rd Most Racist President in History

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They did a comprehensive analysis and the results are clear. […]CLICK TO TATE

Biden Fan Fiction and Quid Pro Quo

Biden’s $40K Per Plate Fundraiser Used 15,000 Avocados.

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He’s such a hypocrite. […]CLICK TO TATE

Pardon Our Satire

BREAKING: Biden Pardons Hillary Clinton for Spying on Trump

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Michael Sussman disagrees with the decision, since he didn’t get one. […]CLICK TO TATE

Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Chris Wallace is Working For Broke CNN For Free

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They say they’ll pay him as soon as they can. […]CLICK TO TATE

Alec Baldwin Kills Satire

Screen Actor’s Guild Terminates Alec Baldwin’s Membership, Revokes Emmy and Oscar Votes

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They want nothing to do with the toxic actor. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Confirmation Bias Fan Fiction

Judge Awards Sasha and Malia Obama’s Biological Father $14 Million

He waited long enough. […]CLICK TO TATE

Satire That Makes You Horny

Pelosi Diverts $2.4 Billion From Social Security To Cover Impeachment Costs

Freedom isn’t free, the saying goes.  And neither is the opposite of […]CLICK TO TATE

Celebrity Fan Fiction

Ross Perot Left $100 Million to the Trump 2020 Campaign

He was born in the desert with no shoes on his feet. […]CLICK TO TATE

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