Chris Cuomo Says He’s Leaving The US For Good

Chris Cuomo, the disgraced CNN personality, says he’s fed up with the United States, so he’s leaving…for good.

Cuomo, who was booted for trying to help his brother, the former Governor of New York, says the era of Trump has b3ecome unbearable, and that he can’t wait to get to Canada or Italy so he can enjoy socialism the way God intended.

We say…buh bye, Chris Cuomo. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

No, really. We say that. This isn’t even being facetious. What a serious dick move, bro. You make liberals look bad.

God bless America.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.