Patriots Find The Perfect Place to be Themselves

Welcome, Patriots!

We here at Potatriots Unite would like to officially say hello. We’re the people who run the place. My name is Flagg Eagleton, and I’m regarded in semi-satirically challenged circles of definitive, diminutive journalistical scholars as a leader in the field of these kinds of things.

Potatriots Unite will offer a wide variety of resources for our Taters. There will be information for you to process and stories for you to believe. We encourage you to join us at the Facebook page for the full experience:

Together we can think and pray. We can wish things were true. We can spend hour after hour being told it isn’t and even though we know…we’ll argue about Hillary’s body count.

Make sure you check your newsfeed and click to get our stories first. The things we’ll tell you are far more interesting than you could ever get from the MSM.

They’ve already tried to shut me down, Potatriots. Snopes sent me a letter and demanded I stop fact-checking, because I’m not liberal. We will expose it all, and we will tate. We will tate like taters have never tated before.

God bless you, Patriots, and God bless America. The good parts, anyway.

About Flagg Eagleton 82 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.