The mainstream media is lying to their own base, patriots, and they refuse to see it. According to our sources embedded at One Democrat Place in San Fransisco, the DNC held a secret ballot and is seeking to put Joe and Kamala on the bench in 2024.
The news comes as Biden’s approval rating drops to just 4 percent among Trump supporters, and we can’t confirm that those people aren’t the same liberal trolls who write fake news for cash.
The source has confirmed that in the running to replace Biden and Harris will be either Sanders and Warren or Pelosi and AOC. Either of those tickets are a guaranteed loss.
The DNC hasn’t responded to our request for comment, since we never actually contacted them, and they refuse to acknowledge that the story is real. According to the source, they won’t confirm or deny “clearly-labeled satire,” whatever that means.
The White House also refused to answer our calls, but we did get to speak to Biden when he accidentally dialed us instead of Aspen Dental. He told us that things “definitely needed an adjustment.” Obviously, that’s code for some sort of tyranny.
We must remain vigilant, patriots. Things are never exactly as they seem. Remember…if you have to read something twice to confirm that it’s as ridiculous as you thought it was, just click and ad and move on.
God bless America.
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