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Articles by Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton-Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
FEMA Satire Once Again

New Head Of FEMA Says Trump Supporters Will Need To Be ‘Re-Programmed’

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

Looks like Obama’s FEMA is coming back. […]CLICK TO TATE

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AOC Scares You Even in Satire

AOC Says Retirees Should Get Off Of Social Security and ‘Go On Welfare Like Everyone Else’

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She thinks retirees are a burden on society. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Revenge Satire

Trump’s Entire Cabinet Will Resign In Protest of Election

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The unprecedented move will show the libs that their little stunt will cost them big. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Supreme Satire

Brett Kavanaugh, Clarence Thomas Reach Out To Trump With Advice On How To Win

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It wasn’t that they wanted to dismiss Texas; they had no choice. But there is a way… […]CLICK TO TATE

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Satirical Powers of a Lame Duck Loser

Trump Strongly Considering A Full Pardon for Kyle Rittenhouse

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

Trump thinks this may be the best way possible to stick it to some libs on his way out. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Fox News will Join Forces With CNN to Build a ‘Super Network’

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Bezos and Murdoch have come to an unprecedented agreement […]CLICK TO TATE

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Silly Senatorial Satire

Kamala Harris Says She Will Take Over The Senate ‘No Matter Who Has The Majority’

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The nerve of these people. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Fox Satire As Real As Fox News

Rupert Murdoch Says Fox News Reporters ‘Mutinied’ and ‘Many Will Be Fired’

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You don’t want to piss off Uncle Rupert. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Biden Fan Fiction and Quid Pro Quo

Joe Biden Says He’ll Offer Ivanka Trump a Spot In His Administration If She ‘Turns On Daddy’

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What a sleazy play. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Papal Satire

Pope Francis Announces Sainthood for RGB

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He’s clearly lost his mind. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Confirmation Bias Fan Fiction

Judge Awards Sasha and Malia Obama’s Biological Father $14 Million

He waited long enough. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Satire That Makes You Horny

Pelosi Diverts $2.4 Billion From Social Security To Cover Impeachment Costs

Freedom isn’t free, the saying goes.  And neither is the opposite of […]CLICK TO TATE

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Celebrity Fan Fiction

Ross Perot Left $100 Million to the Trump 2020 Campaign

He was born in the desert with no shoes on his feet. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Kamala's Hardcore Satire

Pence Resigns, Leaves VP Office Vacant

Kamala Harris’s transition team is already clearing the VP area. […]CLICK TO TATE

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2nd Amendment Fan Fiction

NRA Pledges $10 Million to Fight National Ammo Registry

A robust numbering system will be put into place, so each one has its own identifying marker.  […]CLICK TO TATE

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Godly Satire

Biden Promises to Abolish the National Office of Prayer

The abolishment of this department is going to leave a gaping hole in the role of the federal government. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Calicommiefornia Satire

California Governor Says All Households Earning Over $30K ‘Must Take In A Refugee’

They’re pushing more socialism. […]CLICK TO TATE

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2nd Amendment Fan Fiction

Trump Orders States To Allow Gun Stores To Stay Open

What could be more essential than a gun store in these trying times? […]CLICK TO TATE

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Biden Fan Fiction and Quid Pro Quo

Joe Biden Says He’ll Offer Ivanka Trump a Spot In His Administration If She ‘Turns On Daddy’

What a sleazy play. […]CLICK TO TATE

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