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Articles by Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton-Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Disney Fan Fiction

Biden Says US Government Will Pay Disney’s “Unlawful” Tax Bill

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

President Joe Biden says Ron DeSantis’ actions against Disney are unlawful, unconstitutional, […]CLICK TO TATE

Rogandaganda

UPDATE: Joe Rogan Alive and Well, Reports Of “Critical Condition” Are Fake News

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Good news. Very good news. […]CLICK TO TATE

Schiff Eyes with Vanilla Ice Cream

Investigators Want to Know Where Adam Schiff Got $7.9 Million to Pay Off Boy’s Family

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They’re looking into if he used taxpayer funds. […]CLICK TO TATE

Biden Fan Fiction and Quid Pro Quo

Biden Says Inflation and Gas Prices Are “85 Percent Trump’s Fault.”

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Is he serious? […]CLICK TO TATE

Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Rupert Murdoch Begins Hostile Takeover of “Woke” Disney’s Entertainment Division

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They never saw it coming. […]CLICK TO TATE

Cuomo Satire with Gawdy Gold Necklaces

Disgraced CNN Talking Head Sues Fox News For Defamation of Character

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Seriously? You have to have a character to have it defamed, Chris. […]CLICK TO TATE

Garland Tacos with Onions

SCOTUS Leak Exposed – Merrick Garland Won’t Charge Democrat Clerk

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The leaker is a Democrat working for a liberal justice. […]CLICK TO TATE

Not Up To Flag Code Bean Dip

Strange Biden Order Removes American Flag From the Revered Symbol List

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Nobody can figure out who he’s trying to appease. […]CLICK TO TATE

Weird Hero Fetish Satire

Update: Tomi Lahren Found Alive and Well by Safari Rangers

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The conservative firebrand was feared dead after going missing for more than a week. […]CLICK TO TATE

Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Biden Tries Using FEMA Rule To Demand Gun Registries From Every Law Enforcement Agency In The US

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Your county clerk holds your information and keeps it safe…until now. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Confirmation Bias Fan Fiction

Judge Awards Sasha and Malia Obama’s Biological Father $14 Million

He waited long enough. […]CLICK TO TATE

Satire That Makes You Horny

Pelosi Diverts $2.4 Billion From Social Security To Cover Impeachment Costs

Freedom isn’t free, the saying goes.  And neither is the opposite of […]CLICK TO TATE

Celebrity Fan Fiction

Ross Perot Left $100 Million to the Trump 2020 Campaign

He was born in the desert with no shoes on his feet. […]CLICK TO TATE

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