Pelosi Diverts $2.4 Billion From Social Security To Cover Impeachment Costs

THIS CAN'T BE ALLOWED!

Freedom isn’t free, the saying goes.  And neither is the opposite of freedom, which for today’s purpose, is the impeachment of President Donald Trump.  Counting legal fees for a slew of legal teams, experts, time, maintenance, and constant deliveries of Chardonnay, you and I, Mr. and Mrs. Taxpayer, are looking at about 2 and a half billion dollars.  Hope your boss can give you a raise.

What I always do is try to impress him by pimping out his office chair.

Speaker of the House Pelosi isn’t too keen on having that number creep out into the public eye, so yesterday, as evidenced by the filing of re-appropriation form 77-A in the Congressional Budget office, she quickly moved the amount from the Department of Social Security to cover the cost.  Are you retired?  Well get ready to pay, bitch.

Don’t make us pity a bitch.

Independent journalist Jay Garrick sped to Pelosi’s office and got a brief statement:

“Well most of Trump’s voters and supporters are retired seniors.  I think it’s fitting that we ask them to help pay to fix the mistake they made.  They’ll just have to do without cable for a year or two.  Okay?  Now excuse me, I have to meet up with my liquor boy.”

The price tag for this little dog and pony show seems awfully steep, especially with only a little more than half of Americans approving it.  Let’s hope that at the very least, we get a T-shirt.

2 Comments

  1. I will be so glad when Trump is gone so we all will have to find something else to complain about. Politically that is. I am tired of hearing the same ‘ol names and the same ‘ol arguments. The thing I hate the most is how we as a country have become so polarized. America will never be great again because a house divided cannot even stand much less be great. The impeachment of Clinton took years and got way off track i.e lying to congress about some stain on a dress.(But at least he did testify in front of congress whereas Trumps tells everyone to ignore congressional subpoenas). When Mueller was doing his job all we heard from the White House and republicans in congress was how much money was being spent and how the whole thing should be wrapped up. Well it has been wrapped up and Pelosi did not even entertain the idea of impeaching Trump over the results of the Meuller investigation. And yet the White House, who wanted the country to move past Mueller and the investigation, is the very same folks that keeps this investigation alive and in the news. Sending the AG Barr all over the world at taxpayer expense to try and learn the origin of the investigation makes no sense personally, politically or financially. Let it alone Trump. Continue to believe that the report found no obstruction and no collusion on your part and move the heck on. But you look weak when you keep asking foreign countries to help you win. Rely on your base here at home. And leave 2016 in the past. I know you cannot stand the thought that Hillary got 3 million more votes overall and you want to investigate voter fraud. Be careful what you ask for. But you were elected so let the past be. Bring Barr home and make him do what AG’s are supposed to do. And for God’s sake put Rudy in a retirement home somewhere. He is getting you in deeper and deeper into that swamp you were supposed to drain.

    • 1:”I will be so glad when Trump is gone so we all will have to find something else to complain about.”
      2:You and your group are the only ones complaining lol.

      1:”The thing I hate the most is how we as a country have become so polarized.”
      2:Lets see, did we become more conservative or more leftists? Conservatives have been turning the other cheek for generations. The reason for the current over polarization is because the conservatives decided to put their foot down and say no more. We learned that whatever we give up will never be enough. You leftists will only get more radical and demand more. I mean Conservatives today are like democrats of not even 50 years ago. Democrats today would have been jailed for treason. The ideas from the Democrats are completely anti America. Every thing Americans fought against and died the the past wars are what the democrats want to turn America into. I and many of us will no longer stand and let that happen.

      1:”America will never be great again because a house divided cannot even stand much less be great.”
      2:You are indeed correct. But I would rather be divided than let my country turn into a leftist shit hole.

      1:”The impeachment of Clinton took years and got way off track i.e lying to congress about some stain on a dress.(But at least he did testify in front of congress whereas Trumps tells everyone to ignore congressional subpoenas).”
      2:If the democratic majority congress follows the rules and voted to have a legal impeachment inquiry, things would go exactly as you say. We live in a country with due process, I thought you as an American would know this. We do not support or subject ourselves to leftists kangaroo court systems. We do not live in China or North Korea thank God.

      (_)I don’t even want to finish the rest of your comment. I feel like you are either stupid or trying to manipulate the useful idiots. If someone accused you of a crime and you were found not guilty, wouldn’t you want them held accountable of accusing you? Obstruction? for an investigation that was completed fully and found that you were no guilty? And the fact leads to you were setup? I actually think you are misunderstanding here. They are not saying he is guilty of obstruction, they are trying to say he is guilty for”attempted obstruction” lol. The rest of your comment = shit hole stupid.

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