25-year old Iranian-American rap megastar Sharia 2 Dope lit up the stage yesterday at a sold out concert in Queefingham, New York. Known for blockbuster hits like : “Hate Bacon, Ain’t Fakin”, and “Mohammed Is Just Alright With Me”, the icon took a moment out of his performance to wax poetic about Democratic Presidential candidate Kamala Harris. During a ten minute diatribe he told audience members he was “100 P” behind her run, and referred to her as : “Allah’s messenger in America.”
Born in Al Mxyltlpk, Iran, Sharia (Real name Numpsy Shamon), emigrated with his mother in 1999 to Minnesota after hearing the Prince song : “1999” for the first time and believing it to be a message from God. A straight-A student, young Numpsy became fascinated with rap music and the giants of the genre, including Coolio, Kriss-Kross, Wang Chung, and Queen Laquifa. Seeing an opportunity to spread a calming influence after 9/11, he took the stage name M.C. Picklebitch, and later changed to Sharia 2 Dope after being threatened with a lawsuit by a different M.C. Picklebitch in New Jersey.
As a performer, 2 Dope admits to espousing his personal politics in his raps. His 2016 hit “Kick Trump In Da Ballz” for instance, contains a devastating critique of the President, as does his later single : “Racist President Slap My Dick”, which shot up the charts to number three within a week.
It stands to reason that with millions of albums sold and a huge fan base, the artist’s endorsement could go a long way with the Millenial voting crowd. Will Harris see a “Sharia Bump?” I got five on it.