President Trump this week, after a long and controversial push to levy tariffs on Mexican imports, dropped the idea publicly after Senate Republicans revolted, farm unions protested, and the President was invited to participate in a “donkey show” at the Cacahuate Blanca bar in Tijuana, Mexico.
Mexican President “Amlo” dropped the invitation over a phone call between the two leaders in which tariffs were being discussed. Mr. Trump brought up the subject of prostitutes, in the event of a foreign trip to the capital city, and the conversation took a ribald turn to the Mexican donkey show tradition. On Sunday evening, President Trump and a small detail of secret service agents arrived at the establishment where the President was penetrated dozens of times by a three-year old roan donkey named : “Santo Pepino.”
Experts are mixed on whether or not the donkey’s minstartions led to the easing of the tariffs completely, but spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders, also in attendance, described a : “jovial atmosphere” :
“I think it really brought him closer to something he’d been craving for awhile. It was a real asswakening. “
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