Nancy Pelosi Approves a ‘Mini Mosque’ on the Capitol Lawn for ‘Our New Friends’

Not three hours after Nancy Pelosi approved a new “mini-mosque” on the West Lawn of the US Capitol, a flatbed truck pulled up and four men in long beards and sandals installed the monstrosity you see above. A fully-functional Muslamic Mosque, on federal property, where just anyone can walk in and pray to their Moon God.

The purpose of the mosque is to serve as a place of worship for the newly elected Muslim Congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, and Al Ocasio-Cortez. They have keys to the mosque, which they say will be open while Capitol Police can maintain a strict watch so “no Muslamics are hurt or attacked.”

So…they are going to allow people to go into this tiny mosque — alone — right by the Capitol, and they’re worried about the worshipers being harassed? That seems a little…off. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says he has no authority over the west side of the building or the lawn but says he’s appalled at what’s going on over there:

“It would appear that Speaker Pelosi has unilaterally brought religion onto the Capitol grounds. The Constitution forbids it. There is only one chapel allowed on the Hill and it’s God’s chapel on the Senate side, 3rd concourse. Jesus Christ is Lord in these halls. Their little mosque on the lawn won’t last.”

Democrats were quick to point out that McConnell tends to contradict himself in consecutive sentences and added that he’s “expired trash we need to dispose of.”

The mosque will stay where it is, for now, until the case goes before the Shania Court in Islamabad. Once they’ve declared the mosque is unfit for Jihad, it can be removed without repercussions from our “friends” in Moon God country.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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