Thousands of Trump Supporters Got Shorted On Their Stimulus Checks

Trump supporters across the country are reporting that their stimulus checks are either short or missing altogether.

According to, a conservative thinktank that measures the levels of anger among typical patriotic Americans, more than a few thousand Trump supporters are reporting this kind of thing, which can’t be a coincidence.

Mary Hempefluffer of Marietta, North Dakota, for example, says her check should have been for more than $10K, but she received just $2800:

“I have a whole bunch of dependants the IRS says don’t qualify, but they do, and the stimulus goes by what Trump says, not the IRS. He made them rules when he was still in office.

“My dependantsa might not live with me and might be on my tax return, since I don’t file one, but that don’t make them less dependant.”

Mary’s 5 adult children still live with her, but since they all get SSI, they all got their own stimulus, which isn’t what Trump wanted, according to Humpefluffer:

“He said we should all get two thousand dollars for our dependants and I want my money.”

Other cases of shortages come from people like Sandy Batt, who says her stimulus never came even though the IRS said she got one:

“They says the money was there but it ain’t. My husband went and checked at the bank. My account shows the deposit but it was taken right back out. Believe that? The IRS showed up at my bank just before my husband and took our money.”

Sandy’s husband couldn’t be reached for comment.

This is a travesty, patriots. If you haven’t gotten your Trump money, you know who to blame.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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