NRA Pledges $10 Million to Fight National Ammo Registry

The truth is right in front of you

Many of the bullets double as Pokemon balls. Fun fact.

Everyone knows Biden’s stand on gun control. Kamala shares his same extreme views of national gun grabs and buybacks.

However, they know that the Senate isn’t going to allow them to go too far with their unAmerican views about gun ownership. So, the Democrats are going another route. They plan to create a National Ammo Registry. Every single bullet currently owned and new ones still on the store shelves will need to be registered.

The NRA says they will fight the registry all the way and have pledged over $10 million so far.

The database will include all of the stats on the ammunition, as well as require information about discharge. Once fired, photographs must be uploaded showing exactly where the bullet ended up.

A robust numbering system will be put into place, so each one has its own identifying marker.

Joe Biden’s Gun Czar, Art Tubollis, says this plan is the best yet.

“We can’t take their guns. That’s going to be way too difficult. So, we are going to take a page out of the Republican’s playbook on Abortion and regulate the ammunition, making it extremely cumbersome for gun owners.

It’s also great, because we can track exactly what weapons everyone has. We can’t get gun owners on board for a national registry of their weapons, but if we know what ammo they have, we’ve got them!”

There is also a rumor that the next phase of this plan is to increase the cost of bullets. One of the masterminds of the new plan had this to say:

“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet…”

Can you imagine?