Biden Has Looked At His Watch Over 700 Times Since His Inauguration: Report

The report is in, patriots, and it’s disgusting. Joe Biden has officially looked at his watch 713 times since being inaugurated. That’s 713 times he’s looked down at his wrist instead of doing his job and running the country.

The report goes on and documents all of the wrist-watching (pun intended) and found that there’s a possibility that he may have looked at his watch while an American was being killed doing something very patriotic. He also seems to have looked at his watch before and after breakfast last week, which shows that he’s obviously suffering from dementia and doesn’t even know what time it is.

The worst of it, of course, was when he looked down at his watch every time a casket went by carrying a fallen soldier. While that didn’t actually happen, Hannity said it did, so we’re pretty pissed about it. He also checked the time in New York at the 911 Memorial, which is grounds for impeachment under Article 16 Section 6 Subsection 4 of the Magna Carta, which is still legally in force in the state of New York.

How does all this watch watching and wasted time and money compare to Trump’s golf outings or 20K lies? It doesn’t. There hasn’t been a scandal like this since the tan suit and Islamic Prayer Curtains.

There you have it, Patriots. Biden is a traitor. Plain and simple.

God Bless America.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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