Liberals have been laughing it up over the death of radio icon Don Imus, because they can’t for the life of them figure out how a “backwards hillbilly sexist douchebag” ever made it in New York radio. The answer is simple: Don Imus was everything real Americans love.
Sure, Don Imus lasted 10 years longer than his career, but that was because he was shunned by liberals for speaking the truth. Imus enshrined the values that make America great: Men are the superior gender in strength and bread-winning. The biggest problems facing our country are immigrants and the poor. People need to stop being helpless and start doing for themselves. And most importantly, we need to spend every last dime on the military if we’re gonna continue to rule the free world.
Those are the things that true patriots believe, and Imus embodied them all. Now, after his passing, we’re starting to learn just how amazing he truly was. Knowing his death was coming, Imus made some changes to his will that included removing his transgender daughter, who thinks she’s now his son, and giving his (her?) share to the Trump 2020 campaign, which amounts to just about $2 million.
Imus will be buried tomorrow in a cemetery in New York that will be guarded 24 hours a day from hateful liberals determined to “defecate on his grave.”
Poor snowflakes. This is what happens when your entire life is built around hate. Pity them, and pray for Don Imus’ soul.