Election Experts Say Trump Could Win California in 2024

Election experts are predicting that Trump could win California in 2024, giving him a guaranteed victory and a new reign of Republican power in this country.

Think about it, patriots. With Republicans in charge we won’t have to worry about things like elections. They’ll be settled within the party. The wants and needs of rural America will come first once again, and we can finally abandon those shithole cities once and for all.

That will be where the Democratic minority gathers to kill each other while we live in peace under the Trump National Banner.

Election expert Art Tubolls, who has more than 4,000 YouTube subscribers, says the math is easy:

“I may have failed Algebra I, but the math I learned from the School of Hard Knocks says Trump can win California.”

When asked to present evidence, Tubolls shrugged and said, “why would you ever need such a thing? This is Trump politics. We just will shit into existence.”

Presto manifesto, patriots. Donald Trump will take California, we’ll finally get to return to the glory days of 1963, and the Dems can build walls around their stupid cities and play Snake Pliskin.

God Bless America.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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