David Grohl Kicked Out of Business Lease After Bashing Trump

Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl has already announced plans to run for Secretary of Power Chords.

David Grohl, crazy rocker known for his work in a band called Foo Fighters, is experiencing some major backlash after making comments against President Trump’s plan to send kids back to school.

Everyone knows that our kids need to go to school. There are plans in place to keep kids safe while social distancing at school. These plans include things like with the lights out, it’s less dangerous, here we are now, entertain us. I feel stupid and contagious, here we are now, entertain us. A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido. They are solid plans.

Unfortunately, Grohl didn’t get the memo that he is a rockstar and not an expert on educating the teen spirit. He condemned our leader, who is only looking out in the best interest of youth in America. Well, his new business venture, basically a complete copy cat of Jon Bon Jovi’s kitchen in New Jersey, is all lost from his big mouth.

The building owner has severed ties with the musician who is less known for his days in Nirvana. Everyone knows Kurt Cobain was the mastermind there, anyway.

Sandy Batt, property manager, and amateur coke dealer, said:

“We can’t have people in our leases who say things like ‘I’m worse at what I do best, and for this gift I feel blessed. Our little group has always been and always will until the end’ and then condemn our President. It’s just not right.

Clearly, there group always weren’t and didn’t continue until the end. That was a breach of contract and it shows a track record that just won’t work for our future business. We wish Grohl the best of luck in his future endeavors.”

So, Grohl was booted out on his bum. No charity restaurants for him. Perhaps he should go find his own ideas and keep his mouth shut when it comes to politics.

They never learn. Oh well, nevermind.