Trump Orders States To Allow Gun Stores To Stay Open

More than 14 states have decided that because of the current pandemic, gun stores should be considered “non-essential” and forced them to close. It all started in California, of course, and has moved through states run by Democrats like wildfire.

This is, of course, a ludicrous course of action. Gun stores are more essential at this point than just about every other kind of store. We need to be able to protect ourselves from the criminals with guns coming to steal our stockpiles of food, toilet paper, and other vital supplies, including our guns and ammunition.

The 2nd Amendment is clear: you have the right to defend your guns with guns and your food with even more guns. You should have the right to buy flamethrowers to protect your property as well, but liberal Supreme Court justices have decided that they’re “dangerous,” because they think those who would own them are “too stupid” to not use them indoors.”

President Trump has had enough. This morning, he issues Executive Order E10980G3, which states that all gun shops in America be considered “essential” and re-opened immediately, overriding the orders of state Governors like Gavin Newsome of California and Joe Barron of Oregon.

The order is to take effect immediately, and any state that doesn’t lift their illegal orders to keep them closed will be placed on the bottom of the list for supplies for the COVID 19 crisis. White House Director of Information and Propaganda, Gary DeTater, says this is the only way to keep Americans safe:

“Criminals are still running their black market gun stores, so why shouldn’t legal businesses be allowed to do the same? If the criminals are the only ones allowed to buy guns, the average American patriot won’t be able to defend themselves in an all-out battle. Just picture it…you’re under attack and you only have 2 assault rifles and a shotgun, but the criminals have 5 assault rifles and 4 shotguns, because they were free to go buy more. Does that make sense to you? Of course it doesn’t.”

The White House is confident that states will re-open their stores so they can get their requested supplies of masks and ventilators. Florida has apparently already opened all of its stores twice, and they’re expecting to re-open them again this week.

Thank you, President Trump, for making us safe. God bless you.

 

About Flagg Eagleton 79 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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