In Protest with Mn, Wakanda Cancels $11 Trillion Oil Deal

GET OVER IT.

One of America’s richest and most important trading partners when it comes to petroleum, technology, and vital manufacturing parts has just made it’s voice heard loudly in solidarity with protests in Minnesota over the murder of an unarmed black man by city police officers.  All of those deals were cancelled outright by Wakanda’s Foreign Minister Sandhara Batt, who did so after a lengthy speech by Prime Minister His Emenince T’Challa Latifa.

As usual, Other Black Superhero, Triathalon, was not asked because he has a stupid name and sucks.

The cancellation of the multiple trade agreements will cost the United States more than eleventy trillion dollars over the first month alone, and will surely lead to massive increases in gas, food, and adult diaper prices for the public.  Wakandan officials reportedly made the decision after being shocked and offended by a series of violent and racist tweets proffered by *President Trump during the last two days.

The minister made a somewhat confusing statement when confronted by white reporter Caucasia Alabaster of Fox News:

“Mr. Batt, does Wakanda blame Mr. Trump for the violence and for the atmosphere of racism afforded to law enf-”

“ARF!   ARF ARF ARF!   ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!   ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!”

(Continued barking sounds by Wakandan officials drowned out the rest of the interview).

Insert Sarah Huckabee joke here.

Wakanda has always been a nation sensitive to the treatment of people of color across the world, and especially so with the plight of African Americans.  Since the dubious election of *President Trump, most of the government of the thriving nation has refused to deal with any American representatives, viewing them as “Aku’a’chimp Dumfukkos”, translating loosely to : “trumptards.”  It seems like another death caused by racist and murderous cops has put another knife in the wound of our relationship with an ally.

*Impeached