California Senate Passes Bill That Outlaws ‘God Bless America’

The communist state of California will become the first in the nation to ban the term “God Bless America” from all public spaces. A bill just passed by their senate deems the phrase “unconstitutional, immoral, and indoctrinating.”

Included in the bill is a provision that pays $108 million to paint over the phrase and replace it with California’s State Motto: “Equality and Fairness For All.”

As if that wasn’t enough, the bill also calls on local governments to offer the bulk of the jobs painting over the most recognized phrase in America to “those who need it most, including undocumented workers, refugees, and ex-convicts convicted of non-violent cannabis-related crimes.”

So to recap, the government of California is not only outlawing your freedom of speech and religion, they’re also giving your hard-earned tax dollars to criminals to do their dirty work for them. But the fight isn’t over. Art Tubolls from the Central United Nihilist Temple says he is working with other Christians to see to it that this law never takes effect:

“This whole thing is outrageous. They think that just because their state is full of heathens that they can use our money to erase the good Lord? No way, nuh uh. Not in my country. We will fight alongside the good people of this Christian Nation to make sure this never happens.”

The California Supreme Court has already declined to take the case, so it’s being moved to federal court, in the 9th District. It will surely pass there and it will be up to the Supreme Court to overturn it, which they will surely do if Trump asks them to.

Make sure you say Merry Christmas and God Bless America to every liberal you see and watch them cry. It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

God Bless America.

About Flagg Eagleton 36 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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