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Articles by Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton-Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Garden View Satire without a View

ABC Will Axe The View This Spring: ‘It’s Become Too Controversial’

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

It’s about time. It’s been trashed since Walters left. […]CLICK TO TATE

Pelosi Satire with Hollandaise

Pelosi Calls For a Quorum on Removing Lauren Boebert From Congress

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

Step one of a four-part process has begun. […]CLICK TO TATE

Weird Hero Fetish Satire

Judge Orders CNN to Stop Using ‘Crybaby Kyle’ Image, Awards $3.1 Million in Damages

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

This picture does not define Kyle Rittenhouse. […]CLICK TO TATE

Hero NFL Coaches You Haven't Boycotted

Coach Belichick Says Any Player That Kneels Will Sit Out For The Playoffs

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He’s also imposing hefty fines. […]CLICK TO TATE

Pelosi Satire with Hollandaise

Historians Uncover Nancy Pelosi’s Pro-Castro, Marxist Rant From UCLA Archives

Flagg Eagleton-Patriot

The school had it swept pretty far under Pelosi’s giant rug. […]CLICK TO TATE

Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Whoopi Says She’ll Quit The View Before She Apologizes to Kyle Rittenhouse

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Suddenly she doesn’t like having things mandated to her. […]CLICK TO TATE

Critical Race Satire

Critical Race Theory Found in 2022 Sesame Street Scripts

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They’ve taken it mainstream. […]CLICK TO TATE

Things Trump Can Only Do In Satire

Trump Offers to Pay For Diamond and Silk’s Funeral After Boating Accident

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It won’t bring them back, but it will help the families. […]CLICK TO TATE

Weird Hero Fetish Satire

Judge Issues Rittenhouse a Declaration of Innocence

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When a liberal tells you not guilty doesn’t mean innocent, show them this. […]CLICK TO TATE

Cancel Culture satire

Broncos Fire John Elway For Not Allowing His Players To Kneel

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The most recent victim of cancel culture. […]CLICK TO TATE

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Confirmation Bias Fan Fiction

Judge Awards Sasha and Malia Obama’s Biological Father $14 Million

He waited long enough. […]CLICK TO TATE

Satire That Makes You Horny

Pelosi Diverts $2.4 Billion From Social Security To Cover Impeachment Costs

Freedom isn’t free, the saying goes.  And neither is the opposite of […]CLICK TO TATE

Celebrity Fan Fiction

Ross Perot Left $100 Million to the Trump 2020 Campaign

He was born in the desert with no shoes on his feet. […]CLICK TO TATE

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