Cuomo At DNC – ‘I Have a Jail Cell Ready for Trump’

YEAH RIGHT!

Andrew Cuomo has really made a name for himself within the Democratic party.  As the well-liked and respected governor of New York state, he took the lead in calling out President Trump’s severe incompetence in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic.  He had a fiery speech to give at the recent Democratic national convention, touching on just that subject and then turning to Trump’s impeachment and criminal activity that he has yet to pay for.

“I know we have several very hardcore lawyers and law firms in my state that are already going after him.  I’ve already put aside a jail cell for him to occupy for a good long time.  That’s how sure we are that he’ll lose the election and be in a prime position for prosecution and imprisonment.”

“YOU STAY IN YOUR ROOM AND MEMORIZE EVERY EPISODE OF PRISON BREAK, YOUNG MAN! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOUR FATHER!”

Attorney General of New York. Joe Barron agreed with the governor via Skype, and posted a list of charges that are scheduled go be brought up in courts against Trump no later than this coming January.

“A large number of the charges have to deal with his non-payment to employees here in New York.  Several hundred in fact in a class action sense.  There’s over 20 sexual assault and harassment cases still untried that we’ll concentrate on.  That alone should move him into the five-decade range.  We’re planning to go after the offenses that the impeachment trial didn’t cover as well, including violations of the emoluments clause, witness tampering, and conspiring with a hostile foreign power.  This guy’s about to do more time than Doc Brown.”

“If he makes any trouble, I can always whisk him back to the Crusades for ya.”

Cuomo is a current major supporter of the Biden / Harris 2020 campaign, but hasn’t ruled out a run for the White House in the near future.  According to polls, were the election held today between the governor and Donald Trump, he’d win in an historic landslide.  But then again, similar results also come from matching the morbidly obese mentally-handicapped President up against a bucket of boiling horse piss.

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